Indestructible Chinos
We’ve taken the world’s most dependable pants, and made them even more dependable.
- Strengthened with Dyneema®
- Pockets reinforced with Cordura
- Garment washed for softness
Like most men’s clothing, chinos emerged from war. They were slim-fitting, flat-fronted, functional, and most importantly… really really dependable. By 1902, after heavy field-testing, they’d been made an official part of the US Army uniform. Once World War II was over, the guys who’d fought went off to college still wearing them – turning them into an instant hit on the Ivy League campuses. And their reputation was only cemented as a staple of mid-century menswear when they became the standard issue kit for John F. Kennedy and Steve McQueen.
Which is why, 120+ years later, you still don’t need to mess with the design. So we haven’t. Instead we’ve taken pants you’ve always been able to rely on, and woven them with the strongest fibre on Earth… so you can rely on them even more.
While they look and feel like regular chinos, every pair of Indestructible Chinos is made with a blend of cotton and Dyneema® – which is the same stuff used in body armour, arctic ropes and the sides of tanks. Of course you’d never know this just by putting them on. The Dyneema® is woven in with the cotton during the weaving process, so you’ll only ever feel the softness of the cotton, not the strength of the Dyneema®. And they’ve also been garment washed so they feel lived in from day one.
Alien Hoodie
A cross between an isolation tank and a bed, it’s the ultimate relaxation hoodie for humans too.

Technical Details

A cross between an isolation tank and a bed, the Alien Hoodie is also suitable for humans who need a break.


The visor is padded and see-through
We designed the hoodie to work when you need to switch off in confined environments, like planes or anti-gravity craft. So the visor is built with something called a ‘spacer mesh’ – a padded, double-layered, porous material that lets air and moisture flow in and out really easily, so it doesn’t cook you.


Zipping up the hood on a long-haul flight is like hanging up a Do Not Disturb sign. You’re going to get left alone.



Half isolation tank, half bed
To build the ultimate comfort hoodie we left normal clothing factories behind and turned to the technology traditionally found in Scandinavian mattresses. Built by the same machines that build beds, the Alien Hoodie is a highly cushioned, portable isolation tank that not only shields you from the world, but also helps you feel like you’ve stayed in bed.


Built by the machines that build beds, the Alien Hoodie is the closest you’re going to get to lying in your own bed 24/7.



The Alien Hoodie is a double-layered, weighted, 3D-knitted hoodie created out of multi-dimensional fabric, and unlike anything on Earth.


Pockets on the outside and the inside
You’ll find two large, zipped pockets on the outside of the Alien Hoodie. These are lined, just like the rest of the hoodie. You’ll also find two more pockets on each side of the inside of the hoodie, and we’ve kept these ones open for easy access.


For any interested aliens, we’re willing to accept faster-than-light-speed craft or anti-gravity technology in exchange for the hoodie.

The hoodie recreates the polar dunes of Mars
On May 29, 2018, NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter photographed Mars’ Corduroy Dunes in stunning detail for the first time. Part of a giant ring of sand dune fields that surround Mars’ North Pole, it’s a landscape so surreal, and so alien, you’d expect to see the cast of Dune flying over in an Ornithopter if you hung out there long enough.







Size + Fit
The Alien Hoodie is designed with a regular fit.
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL |
Fits chest | 83 - 90 | 91 - 98 | 99 - 106 | 107 - 114 | 115 - 122 | 123 - 130 |
Fits waist | 71 - 76 | 76 - 81 | 81 - 86 | 86 - 91 | 91 - 96 | 96 - 101 |
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL |
Fits chest | 33 - 36 | 36 - 39 | 39 - 42 | 42 - 45 | 45 - 48 | 48 - 51 |
Fits waist | 28 - 30 | 30 - 32 | 32 - 34 | 34 - 36 | 36 - 38 | 38 - 40 |