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For When All Hell Breaks Loose Jacket
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For When All Hell Breaks Loose Jacket

For When All Hell Breaks Loose Jacket

Uh-oh… it looks like you’re going to need a FWAHBL Jacket.
$5,295
  • Delivered in September 2026

As reality starts to lose its grip… on reality, it feels less like the world’s going to end, and more likely that everything is going to get incredibly strange. And all at once. As we prepare for alien invasions, the AI apocalypse, the dawn of quantum entanglement, a rewriting of human history, and uncover the code behind our simulation thanks to DMT and some big red lasers, we’ve built a jacket for the inevitable moment when all hell breaks loose.

The FWAHBL Jacket is a trench coat cut from a material used in chemical protection suits, created by a company that’s supplied the British military since the Boer War. There are only 10 FWAHBL Jackets in the world today. They’re built for battling poisonous unicorns, vomiting goblins, alien rain, and other bad news events. 

Every jacket comes with its own FWAHBL packaging and instruction comic. Please do not wash, dry clean or bleach. Instead, wipe clean, carry on running, and embrace the chaos.

FWAHBL Jacket technical details

Colourway: Chemical Proof Yellow
82% polychloroprene, 18% polyester, 100% hell-proof
Material by Fothergill, suppliers to the British military since the Boer War
Polychloroprene rubber coating on both faces, woven polyester core
2-piece collar. Turn it up for extra nonchalance and protection from toxic waste
Raglan sleeves. Good for moving. You’ll be doing a lot of moving
Single back vent. Good for running. You’ll be doing a lot of running
Coat cut and constructed in Portugal, before the toxic outbreak
Concealed centre-front fastening with hidden mini snaps. Effective defence against goblin vomit
2 zip hand pockets, enough room for phone, wallet and antitoxin capsules
All seams bound internally. Zero nasty leaks
It’s a regular fit for an irregular world
Colourway: Chemical Proof Yellow
82% polychloroprene, 18% polyester, 100% hell-proof
Material by Fothergill, suppliers to the British military since the Boer War
Polychloroprene rubber coating on both faces, woven polyester core
2-piece collar. Turn it up for extra nonchalance and protection from toxic waste
Raglan sleeves. Good for moving. You’ll be doing a lot of moving
Single back vent. Good for running. You’ll be doing a lot of running
Coat cut and constructed in Portugal, before the toxic outbreak
Concealed centre-front fastening with hidden mini snaps. Effective defence against goblin vomit
2 zip hand pockets, enough room for phone, wallet and antitoxin capsules
All seams bound internally. Zero nasty leaks
It’s a regular fit for an irregular world
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