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Mars Pants

Built from ballistic nylon and designed to make colonising our next planet a little bit easier.

CHF 595CHF 17870% off

Model is 6ft 4 / 193cm with a 33 inch / 83cm waist, and wears size Large.

  • Outer material is 100% ballistic nylon
  • Eight pockets for all your gear
  • Warm and windproof

The last time we colonised a planet was around 50,000 years ago. And it led to the invention of clothing and complex tools, as well as the rapid evolution of languages, architecture and society. Now we’re at a unique point in human history where we have the ability to save our own planet at the same time as colonise new ones. So we’re designing for both. Because the future won’t invent itself.

Engineers, explorers, pilots, architects and scientists are all going to need gear up in space. And there’s a lot to design for – from shifting gravitational fields and space adaptation syndrome, to bathroom breaks. Which is why our Mars gear comes with a vomit pocket made from 3D printed Nylon powder, anti-gravity pockets for shifting gravity fields, and a horizontal fly based on flight gear.

Here on Earth you can wear our Mars Pants just like regular sweatpants. They just happen to be crazily warm and windproof, built from ballistic nylon, and come with 8 pockets. They’re also the toughest pants we’ve ever made, and designed to work here, or on any planet we choose to land on.

Planet Earth Shirt

Suitable for mangrove swamps, rainforests, savannahs and the office.

CHF 425

Technical Details

Main material made in Switzerland by Schoeller: 68% cotton, 21% polyamide, 11% elastane
Fabric treated with Schoeller 3XDry and an antimicrobial treatment to make it water repellent, dirt and bacteria resistant, and fast drying
5 concealed and reinforced air vents at the spine, shoulders and hem, plus 2 zipped air vents either side of the chest pockets
Air vents constructed with a high-stretch Italian mesh fabric: 80% polyester, 20% elastane
Four way stretch throughout the shirt
High double collar with reinforced zig zag stitching and 2 snap fasteners
Right chest bellows pocket with a hidden passport pocket behind it with a concealed zip entrance
Left chest gadget pocket with 8 internal gadget loops made from reinforced twill tape, and two tunnels for pens or tools
Bellows pocket on the left upper arm
62 metres of stitching with over 35,000 stitches in each shirt
All seams are twin needle stitched with two lines of stitching to double the strength
19 bartacks reinforce the stitching and reduce the chance of failure
17 heat resistant buttons made from bioresin
All buttons are anchored on their own heavy duty woven polyester military tape with reinforced stitching
Reinforced hanging loop at the back neck, and two internal hanging loops with snap fastenings at the hem
Two-piece sleeves engineered for movement
A 20cm strap inside each sleeve holds rolled-up sleeves in place
Machine wash 30°C
Constructed in Portugal
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The collar is built to withstand intense humidity

You’ll find two strong, lightweight and quiet snap fasteners that secure the collar in place. It creates a completely different shape to a standard collar as it double fastens across your throat to keep mosquitos out. Both poppers are attached with reinforced stitching. We avoided Velcro as it’s too noisy and also unreliable in the most humid climates. We’ve used heavy duty zig zag stitching and reinforced material to strengthen the collar, so it will hold its shape even if drenched.

An anti-mosquito collar for the jungle and rainforest

Starting from the top, the collar can be worn in 4 different configurations. In jungle mode, you’ll want to use all the features of the collar – which means turned up high and fastened tight. It’s a reinforced double collar which means you can fold it right up to meet your hairline at the back and jawline at the front. This keeps the sun and mosquitos off the back of your neck, and helps stop any bugs getting down your shirt.

Works as well in the office as it does in a mangrove swamp

The Planet Earth Shirt adapts to life in the city as easily as it thrives in the jungle. The collar can be worn turned down and unfastened just like a regular collar. The cuffs button up with two slip buttons to look like regular cuffs. Both chest pockets will fit your phone. The hidden passport pocket holds your keys. And a fourth bellows pocket on the left arm will keep your credit cards to hand. The front air vents zip up. And when you’ve washed it, you’ll find two internal hanging loops with snap fastenings, so you can hang your shirt up to dry off anything from a jungle creeper to a washing line.

Size + Fit

The Planet Earth Shirt has a regular fit.

SizeXSSMLXLXXL
Fits chest83 - 9091 - 9899 - 106107 - 114115 - 122123 - 130
Fits waist71 - 7676 - 8181 - 8686 - 9191 - 9696 - 101
SizeXSSMLXLXXL
Fits chest33 - 3636 - 3939 - 4242 - 4545 - 4848 - 51
Fits waist28 - 3030 - 3232 - 3434 - 3636 - 3838 - 40