Alien Hoodie
A cross between an isolation tank and a bed, it’s the ultimate relaxation hoodie for humans too.
- A sculpted 3D hoodie made from multi-dimensional material
- Designed by computers and built by robots
- Zip-up hood with mesh visor and antibacterial lining
While the Alien Hoodie is designed as the ultimate relaxation hoodie for any visitors hanging out with us on Earth and finding it all a bit too much… it’s also suitable for humans who need a break too.
If you’re a human interested in buying the hoodie, it’s a cross between an isolation tank and a bed. Built by the machines that build beds, it’s a double-layered, weighted, 3D-knitted hoodie with a padded sculptural texture based on the sand dunes on Mars. It also comes with a big black visor that you can see out through, but no-one can see in – making it perfect for long-haul flights or escaping from the world for a few hours.
If you're an alien interested in buying the hoodie, we obviously can’t be certain what form you’re going to take. If you’re anything like the giant heptapods in 'Arrival' this hoodie is clearly not going to work. But if you’re above 4 feet tall, with really big eyes, this hoodie is going to look great on you, and can probably double as a sleeping bag. For payment – assuming you may not be able to pay in any of our Earth currencies – we’re willing to accept faster-than-light-speed craft, or anti-gravity technology.
Technical Details
A cross between an isolation tank and a bed, the Alien Hoodie is also suitable for humans who need a break.
The visor is padded and see-through
We designed the hoodie to work when you need to switch off in confined environments, like planes or anti-gravity craft. So the visor is built with something called a ‘spacer mesh’ – a padded, double-layered, porous material that lets air and moisture flow in and out really easily, so it doesn’t cook you.
Zipping up the hood on a long-haul flight is like hanging up a Do Not Disturb sign. You’re going to get left alone.
Half isolation tank, half bed
To build the ultimate comfort hoodie we left normal clothing factories behind and turned to the technology traditionally found in Scandinavian mattresses. Built by the same machines that build beds, the Alien Hoodie is a highly cushioned, portable isolation tank that not only shields you from the world, but also helps you feel like you’ve stayed in bed.
Built by the machines that build beds, the Alien Hoodie is the closest you’re going to get to lying in your own bed 24/7.
The Alien Hoodie is a double-layered, weighted, 3D-knitted hoodie created out of multi-dimensional fabric, and unlike anything on Earth.
Pockets on the outside and the inside
You’ll find two large, zipped pockets on the outside of the Alien Hoodie. These are lined, just like the rest of the hoodie. You’ll also find two more pockets on each side of the inside of the hoodie, and we’ve kept these ones open for easy access.
For any interested aliens, we’re willing to accept faster-than-light-speed craft or anti-gravity technology in exchange for the hoodie.
The hoodie recreates the polar dunes of Mars
On May 29, 2018, NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter photographed Mars’ Corduroy Dunes in stunning detail for the first time. Part of a giant ring of sand dune fields that surround Mars’ North Pole, it’s a landscape so surreal, and so alien, you’d expect to see the cast of Dune flying over in an Ornithopter if you hung out there long enough.
Size + Fit
The Alien Hoodie is designed with a regular fit.
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL |
Fits chest | 83 - 90 | 91 - 98 | 99 - 106 | 107 - 114 | 115 - 122 | 123 - 130 |
Fits waist | 71 - 76 | 76 - 81 | 81 - 86 | 86 - 91 | 91 - 96 | 96 - 101 |
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL |
Fits chest | 33 - 36 | 36 - 39 | 39 - 42 | 42 - 45 | 45 - 48 | 48 - 51 |
Fits waist | 28 - 30 | 30 - 32 | 32 - 34 | 34 - 36 | 36 - 38 | 38 - 40 |