This jacket can heat you up… while reducing your thermal signature.

Part clothing. Part electromagnetic infrastructure. The waiting list is now open.

Aliens for sale. Luckily they’re designed to hang on your wall, rather than eat you.

Aliens for sale. Luckily they’re designed to hang on your wall, rather than eat you.

Aliens for sale. Luckily they’re designed to hang on your wall, rather than eat you.

A leather bomber that blocks radio waves, microwaves and remote access to your phone.

Uh-oh… it looks like you’re going to need a FWAHBL Jacket.

We’re filling our Full Metal Puffer with Icelandic eiderdown, the lightest, warmest and rarest down in the world. It’s only available made to order.